THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (CBC)

Always be polite to your spouse. It's no fun for the rest of us but at least you'll be talking in the morning.

Don't sit under the air conditioning unless you want to die.

Don't forget that all signalling methods must be stated on your convention card.

Always accept the decision of the TD. He has a book and he knows how to use it.

If you have to appeal against the TD's decision, try this. You've more chance.

Sing when you're winning. Sneak off when you're not.

Never gloat in front of your opponents, it might be your turn next.  Wait until you get into the bar.

Barperson rage is unacceptable. There again, so is playing after your drink has been spiked.

Never show your disgust at your partner during the play of a hand. We know it's impossible but please try.

Always be courteous to your partner even when they're playing like a donkey.